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Pretty much every human on Earth has experienced…

1.

The eye rub:


Twitter: @newwxve_

2.

The longest walk:

3.

The eeeeeeeeeeeeee:

4.

The true mark of adulthood:

One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it’s, like, a really good box.


Twitter: @madameanthro

5.

The smack:

6.

Ye ol’ garbage-can read:

7.

The cup cleanup:

8.

The $5 spending spree:

9.

The tingles:

10.

The flailing:

11.

The unruly hoodie:

12.

The final brush:

Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?

13.

The downside of being kind:

you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that you could’ve avoided if you had just been an asshole


Twitter: @noahalaktas

14.

Those essential minutes:

If I wake up at 8:27 and my alarm was set on 8:30 you can bet 100% imma close my eyes and go back to sleep for those 3 minutes


Twitter: @abigailodm

15.

The brain reboot:

Sometimes i say “huh?” then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. Im not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x


Twitter: @sarahmaloneyxx

16.

The eternal distrust:


Twitter: @brittyfun

17.

The time double-check:

Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid

18.

The immediate track:

19.

The security anxiety:

U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can’t remember

20.

The hidden hill breathing:

Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life

21.

The line deception:

22.

What really happens before an email:

“Apologies for my delayed response. I thought about emailing you back every day for the past two weeks but I just didn’t.”


Twitter: @carlosiruizm

23.

The quadruple overpack:

Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they’re planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they’re gone?

24.

The immediate ignore:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this

25.

The mumbles:

26.

The most extreme sport:

27.

The out-of-body experience:

Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid then ur like were any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF ??


Twitter: @RyleeVonhof

28.

The vibe check:


Twitter: @datboijhoson

29.

The synchronized breathing:

30.

The super-stupid question:

31.

Those clicks:

32.

The charger yoga:

33.

The worst sight to behold:

34.

The google of shame:

When you Google the lyrics of a song and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months

35.

The school shuffle:

36.

The headphone pull:

37.

The intimate connection:

38.

The shower envy:

i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

39.

The sorrow:

40.

The hardest question you’ll ever answer:

41.

The sweet, sweet crackle:

42.

The out-of-body experience:

43.

The remote trace:

44.

The big delay:

45.

The soundtrack to life:

46.

The very important distinction:

47.

That lil’ awkward shuffle:

48.

The hole of no return:

49.

The room fashion show:

50.

And the ol’ towel excuse:

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